Abang Norman Lagi

Semenjak dua menjak Abang Norman dah nak kahwin ni, biarlah aku dedicate a space to talk about him sikit. Last Sunday in the newspaper, more inside information was revealed. Among the surprising facts:

1. Shireen was married twice, with no child. (Norman siap boleh cakap, dia takde hal kalau takde anak, boleh ambik anak angkat. Ko bior betul. Nanti dah kahwin baru rasa camne kot. Aku rasa perihal anakdalam perkahwinan kita tak boleh cakap selagi kita belum kahwin. Hanya org yg dah kahwin saja ada lesen nak cakap perihal anak ni lah, in my humble opinion).

2. Shireen was a 44 year old divorcee while Norman confessed that even though he's 37, his thinking is of a person aged 47. (Yang ini aku percaya lah..kalau tak, susah dia nak maju mcm sekarang. Maybe lepas kahwin terus age 67 kot..).

3. At first Norman planned to get married quietly, in a boat in Sydney. (Can you believe it??? Tapi bila ramai wartawan dpt hidu kisah nak kahwin dia, dia cancel idea tu. Member siap dah tempah bot tau, dah bayar pun aku rasa...isk isk isk....inilah gaya hidup bila dah kaya agaknya).

4. Shireen is a cousin of Melia, Edry's wife, and she and Norman have known each other more than 5 years. (Lama tu, aku rasa Norman memang betul2 teliti ciri2 pompuan yg bagaimana yg boleh tahan dgn kesibukan dia dan "ketidakadamasanaklayan" dia tu.

5. Lastly, Norman wants people to know that it is not a marriage of convenience. (Yg ini pun aku tak paham, kenapa dia kata begitu. Adakah kerana Shireen ni anak datuk, so dia ada chance to expand his business network? Adakah kerana Shireen dah berusia, so nanti perkahwinan dia tak mcm adik-beradik yg lain? I've running out of theories already).

Memang unik betul perkahwinan Abang Norman. The reasons, the expectations, the outcome, all of which relies very much on his stewardship to steer the marriage. Kalau dia dtg Johor, boleh jugak aku pas satu buku agama sebagai hadiah kahwin - Doa Menjadi Pengantin Baru Setiap Hari. Belajar2 lah sikit ilmu agama bila dah nak dekat kahwin ni. Bila apa2 hal terjadik kelak, hanya dgn kembali kepada agama yg akan menyelamatkan perkahwinan tu nanti. Takde lain dah. Logik akal dan ego kena buang jauh2. Sanggup kah mereka?